Despite her so called regrets after posing nude for Playboy, famous for nothing celebrity, Kim Kardashian, bares it all in the latest issue of W mag and maybe it’s the angle or the silver paint, but doesn’t her caboose look abnormally large? Although she’s always been known for her ample curves, in this photo, she could contend with Brazil’s Watermelon Woman. Perhaps instead of reducing her size through the magic of Photoshop, the publication’s retouchers decided to go against the grain and increase it instead? Feel free to send the originals this way, we promise to get to the bottom (ha) of this.
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Is Kim Kardashian’s Ass Really that Big?
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There are three classes of gravitational lensing:
1. Strong lensing: where there are easily visible distortions such as the formation of Einstein rings, arcs, and multiple images.
2. Weak lensing: where the distortions of background sources are much smaller and can only be detected by analyzing large numbers of sources to find coherent distortions of only a few percent. The lensing shows up statistically as a preferred stretching of the background objects perpendicular to the direction to the center of the lens. They may also provide an important future constraint on dark energy.
3. Microlensing: where no distortion in shape can be seen but the amount of light received from a background object changes in time.
Now scientists, led by a very randy Steven Hawking, postulate a fourth class of lensing:
4. Gender lensing. where individuals in close proximity to the gravitational well demonstrate counter-intuitive gender characteristics. Witness Klohe Kardashian's turn as a failed tranny and Bruce Jenner's successful turn as grandmotherly fugitive from an active adult community.
Physicists are still puzzled by the potential significance, if any, of purported siren songs, delusions of perfection, and fantastical legends of a "magical shop" to rule them all.
Renaissance bitches, yo. Where'd I put my bib?
I've done a lot of photographic posterior analysis and I've got to say that I think it looks just right. And by that I mean it looks accurate — it is a big, bodacious ass, as always.
God help me, I want to slap, bite, eat and fuck that fat ass until I can’t hardly move then suck the titties for dessert.
I’d freefall and use kim kardashians ass as a landing pad.
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