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Over the weekend the 501 Lounge in Montclair, New Jersey held a “Meet the Cast of Jersey Shore” night. However, the club, whose capacity is 800, was unprepared for the mob of over 2000 people who showed up clamoring to get in, forcing the cops and the fire department to show up to deal with the on-the-verge-of-rioting guidos.

According to TMZ, things got so dicey that J-Woww and Vinny had to be hidden in a closet while authorities cleared out the club (Why couldn’t J-Woww just clear the club with her fists?!). In the wake of the incident, a PR person sent us a press release today announcing that J-Woww will hold a press conference tomorrow to discuss “SECURITY ISSUES OF HER HOMECOMING CELEBRATION…AFTER ALMOST RIOT.” Here’s the text of the full ridiculous thing:

MTV MEGA STAR J-WOWW TO SPEAK TO MEDIA TOMORROW REGARDING SECURITY ISSUES OF HER HOMECOMING CELEBRATION ON LONG ISLAND AFTER ALMOST RIOT

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MTV mega star J-Woww will be available for media commentary on Long Island reguarding security issues based on her last appearance which almost resulted in a riot. She will be talking about the over 200 security officers that will be working with the local police department to ensure eager fans safety at her upcoming homecoming celebration taking place this week on Long Island.

Last week J-Woww, at a appearance in New Jersey, was flooded by over 5,000 people at a local nightclub causing police dressed in riot gear to take charge for the health, safety, and well being of fans.

When: Wednesday, January 27, 2010, 2pm

Where: Glo nightclub; 37 Merrick Ave,
Westbury, NY

This is awesome. J-Woww is holding a midday press conference tomorrow at a nightclub on Long Island (Of course!) to discuss her personal security issues. I almost want to go to this thing just to witness the shitshow firsthand.

Also, someone is shopping nude photos of J-Woww to the tabloids. Is anyone surprised?