Here’s the November Russian Maxim spread of deported Russian spy Anna Chapman wherein she poses in fancy underwears and carries a gun just like a 007 super spy, despite getting caught for her amateurish use of WiFi.

Unlike her cheap hotel room fiasco, the glossy Maxim session – her first professional photo shoot (and airbrushing) – is a valiant attempt to restore the spy gal fantasy. Because in reality, spies have teenage kids, hydrangeas and schnauzers.

“Curiosity is my favorite trait about myself,” says Red in busty leotard. Sorry, I can’t translate the rest because the itty bitty font wasn’t a concern for the Rusky that scanned this.