Missing Painting Found in the Bushes, Doorman’s Bathroom

Did shady art courier Haggerty actually lose the $1.4 million painting on that boozy night? A 5th Ave doorman says he found it in the bushes the day after and displayed it in his bathroom for awhile. And while the ‘Portrait of a Girl’ hung there watching him pee, the doorman (currently under investigation) says he searched for the owner in vain. Weeks later, he wised up to the news and presented the 19th Precinct with his fine art loot.