Labeled simply as "mutant Conan," the cockteasers at Miami New Times posted this nameless Basel wonder, a ginger-fleshy elephant-spawn. World's best pet?That’s a wrap! Those of us who didn’t make it out to Miami’s week o’art this year were doomed to compulsive voyeurism. Now that it’s over, combing through the massive photo lot — like vacation albums simultaneously on steroids and mushrooms — is tedious, so here are some random, captioned highlights.

And if anyone is able to identify the so-called “mutant Conan,” please do, as I think I really really want it as a pet.