Today is Earth Day, and instead of telling you how to effectively punch Mother Nature in the face, I’m going to tell you how you can improve your health, subsequently improving the health of the whole world. Here it is: Consume less sugar. It should be easy for you now anyway, considering that everything you love will soon hold an additional tax.
New York City health commissioner, Thomas Farley, states that taxing sucrose could be the biggest benefaction to public health since tobacco taxes. Seeing as everyone I know that lives in New York smokes, I’m assuming that by “public health” he means “the economy.” Considering that over a milli still light up, and a pack of cigarettes is roughly nine bucks, I’d say he’s right.
In the event that they do tax all “non-diet sodas” (what does that even mean?), the state could raise close to 400 million a year, and obesity could be cut by probably nothing, since you know everyone would just shell out the extra scrilla necessary anyway. If you smoke, you can easily supplement your addiction with sunflower seeds or pornography, but what can replace sugar in a satisfactory manner? I don’t even think JOMG (NSFW) would suffice.
Whatever though, I don’t really care. I just wanted a good excuse to take my shirt off and do a line.
Photos taken by Elliot Ensor
guy in the background needs to seriously eat something. he looks like an anorexic 12 year old. anyone want some ribs?
Where's the booze? I would have brought a bottle of hooch. Cool photos though.
The best thing about Kari is that she's just going to continue to rule for the rest of her life. Some people are going to get really mad at this, because when you suck, people who rule really burn you up. So, you'll just grump around day in front of your iBook, furious that your life is going hardly anywhere while you refresh Huffington Post and suck Jamba Juice into your face. Seriously, I wish most people would just get into awful car accidents almost every day of their lives, but I'd willingly allow Kari to live in any house that I pay for. In fact, I'll even do her dishes with hardly any complaints. VIVA LA HORROR!
(FOR THE PSEUDO INTELLECTUAL READING THE ECONOMIST – MIND YOUR FACE DIPSHIT)
i'm reading this off my iPAD and Kari's left boob is bigger than the right. I'd still hit it. Viva La Horror !
Youth is wasted on the young.
I've bitched in her threads just as much as most. Called her a cunt, twat, you name it. But this short rant is actually right on the money. Truth. However, this is the first time I've ever read one of her posts while blazin'. Think the trick is you have to be lit to get on her level. Zef so fresh. Thanks for the tits.
Oh wow, look at you, you’re so hardcore, pretending to be terrorists and showing your tits. I’m so impressed by your edginess. Such a badass.
you showed your boobs. well played.
@nobody – I think rather than terrorists, Kari & Co. were going for a parody of the whole narco-militant coke production deal. Didn't you see any 80s/90s action movies? If they were any good at all, they would include a scene in which the villain presides over a large scale drug manufacturing facility in which all the line workers were usually naked Asian females, so they can't stash any of the product. Of course, many of these poor naked souls were blown away by the Martin Riggs of the world during the climatic shootout scene.
hah these pictures suck. did you take them on an iPhone?
ho-hum
We used to pull stunts like that in college. In 1992! That's when it was still a little passe even then. We used real blow and the guns had bullets though. It was fun for three minutes.
To see you do it now…..makes me sad.
Like watching a 22 year old get off posing with action figures. Poser.
You'll never be hard core. You miss the point.