Did you watch the Golden Globes last night? Of course you didn’t! The Golden Globes are a disgusting display of Hollywood autofellatio that Al Qaeda could use in recruitment videos to drum up hatred for Americans. With that said, last night’s Globes did contain one genuinely hilarious moment.
So here’s the scene: host Ricky Gervais comes out to introduce the show’s next presenter, noted alcoholic Mel Gibson, holding a drink. And that’s all you really need to know.
