When I hear ‘Robin Hood’ I think about synchronized prancing of men in tights roaming around the forest looking for fights, naturally. But Ridley Scott’s trailer of Robin Hood (opening Cannes this year) scintillates with swords, manhandling of maidens, masculine face drippage of mud and blood, metal music, and other superflous displays of heterosexuality. Hmm… ok, I’ll keep an open mind.