As Anna Chapman readies herself for a career as a media entertainer/reluctant club girl, a newly nabbed foxy Rusky criminal’s Russian Facebook has been plundered for pics. Meet 21-year-old Kristina Svechinskaya.

Naturally, it’s not the logistics of her $3 million bank-hacking and money laundering scheme blah blah blah that’s important here, but the quantity of photos in which she poses artificially next to NYC landmarks (as is customary) and whether she looks like Angelina Jolie (nope).

Love that gloating smirk next to the police station, Kristina.

Here’s the latest “wanted” troupe of Eastern European cyber criminals/NYC students so you can get leery and suspicious about my fellow expats. One is allegedly blonde and busty.