Speaking of sexploitation, here’s a 2011 calendar from the Russian city of Omsk, wherein pretty ladies partake in political cos-play to arouse awareness of their city’s many social and economic issues. I’ve translated each badly-scanned month for you in the gallery above, pushing the limits of my Russian/polit. knowledge and pun-tolerance.
Most terrible of the punettes is Miss November 2011, clad in Loli-a-gogo-girl attire, declaring: “It’s finally my turn to go to kindergarten!” Because there’s a long wait to get child care. Long enough to grow boobs, presumably.
Comrades sufficiently more bilingual than I am are welcome to contribute better translations/contextualizations in the comment section. More months here.