Behold Russian expat Zlata a.k.a. Rubber Girl, an eerily flexible 24-year-old contortionist extraordinaire in a series of less-porny-than-usual photographs. Here, Zlata demonstrates the newest compact mail-order bride shipping crates. 20 inches squared!

I kid, I kid. But if you’re going to try and suggest something disgusting, Zlata is already banking in an entire ouvre of her own fetish e-mags, so pffft.

Good to know that only gals with “a rare condition that makes all her tendons extremely pliable” can enjoy the convenience of cooling it in the fridge.

Zlata have been doing extreme gymnastics since she was 14, but the other girls got jealous of her skills, so she joined an after-school circus. She now dwells in Germany, appropriately. The Russian circus is less catsuit and more cats anyway.