Oh, Miss Chapman, you fiery tease! She isn’t allowed to profiteer off of “spy” press in the US, but anything goes in Russia. Specifically, Anna Chapman goes to a hotel room and sluts it up in a photo shoot for Russian Heat magazine.

The rag is now suing her for leaking the photos on her Facebook (and promptly complaining to all her “friends” and deleting the pics).

The new pictures published today in Internet were made for my personal use and people that publish/print/sell those have no rights to them.

Seriously.

So here’s a video of the photo shoot, wherein Red expresses her concern about falling out of the window, hops around in high heels, paws seductively at wallpaper and leans in breastwise, repeatedly. After all, it’s not really her crappy spying that made her famous.