Russian software company ElcomSoft has just released a press release embarrassing the Japanese photo paraphernalia company Canon for their flawed, unfixable Original Data Security system. Apparently, the smug Ruskies got Canon’s photo-authentication program to dub these ridiculous ‘shopped photos as real. See a UFO over Mount Fuji, commies tapping the moon and the iPhone before US, and the Statue of Liberty is holding half a ☭ below.

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