According to Page Six, Jersey Shore’s poof-headed chunky monkey Snooki was recently dining at the Foxwoods Casino when someone mentioned that Jerry Springer, who was dining at a nearby table, wanted to meet her. Snooki’s reaction? “I am way classier than that. We are not ‘The Hills.'” Irony!

In other Jersey Shore news, MTV has reportedly caved to the cast’s demands that they all be paid $10,000 an episode to return for a second season. That figure actually seems kind of low when you consider that the cast of the The Hills get close to $100k per episode, but whatever, I don’t really care if they get fucked over financially as long as there’s another season! |Page Six and Hollywood Reporter|