Words alone cannot express the string of horrors that unfold in this video of a parking lot brawl involving possibly pregnant hookers and must be watched in its entirety to truly appreciate the real life Lord of the Flies moment it signifies.
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Societal Breakdown At Oakland Burger King
By Bucky Turco |
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I like reading the viewer comments in Uncle Rucks's voice
Holy Jesus! The synopsis below is the best part. Especially this little nugget: …"Then, One Surly Gentleman In Gray Shirt accompanying Other Pantsless Lady and White Heavy Metalishchick begins to intervene and tells Pantsless Pink Tights Pregnant Lady that she should stop talking or he will have to become physical because, that's the way things are settled in Burger King parking lots in Oakland, regardless if she's pregnant or not…"
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere–are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
No?
Don't go to bed before the King….