A new study by British researchers has found that in the last 10 years there’s been a 40% rise in married men who have no interest in fucking their wives. The reasons for this are varied, according to the researchers who conducted the study, with one of the big factors probably being, you guessed it, INTERNET PORN! As the infinitely wise John Mayer put it:
“Internet pornography has absolutely changed my generation’s expectations…How does (the rampant availability of pornography online) not affect the psychology of having a relationship with somebody? It’s got to.” |Daily News|
I disagree with Mayer. It only screws with the expectations of douches who can't separate fantasy from reality, or don't want to.
Oh, sure, ImpassionedPlatypi, it's easy for you to criticize us perverts, because, from your avatar, we can plainly see that your platypus fantasy is your platypus reality. PlatypiRoulette much? I think not, what with all those fine ornithorhynchus anatinae you've got chained up in your basement, amirite?
In a crazy twist in the study, marriage makes women bang their husbands less.
Oh course it does because it makes women feel like they need to work harder at pleasing their husbands. How twisted is that why can't husbands and wives talk about what sexual desires they have and not make women feel like they are not good enough. Most porn is degrading to women. Not to say that I have never watched porn and enjoyed it but when it replaces a healthly sexual relationship something is wrong.