monsters Since 2000, the government has been removing lots of toxic crap from the Army’s secret germ warfare and animal disease lab at Plum Island, including “hundreds of tons of medical waste,” according to documents acquired by the Associated Press.

Environmental groups are worried that the feds don’t do the best job cleaning up stuff like this when done in secrecy and are demanding more public oversight. The Department of Homeland Security is readying the sale of the now sparkling, 840-acre island as they move their monster-making facilities to Manhattan…Kansas.