Read the NY Observer article for appreciative drooling, Jerry Saltz’ typo-ridden outbursts dubbed as “extraordinary ejaculations,” and idolization of the Web 2.0 medium itself. What are we to glean from this? Being a famous art critic is fun, because you can have as many friends as Facebook limits allow: “It’s exciting to be in this room with 5,000 people,” states Saltz.

Also, it’s important to let your friends know what you’re thinking about several times a day and open up that discussion forum, whether it’s your wife’s Sunday Times article that gets your “inner-pheromones” all juicy, or say… you can’t decide on whether you should clean the kitchen floor in booty shorts or give Ice-T a sexy fashion show while he’s playing Xbox. It’s all good.