Even since the Great Tiger Woods Sex Scandal of ’09 broke, Tiger has maintained a bone-headed air of silence about the whole thing, all but refusing to express himself in anything more than a lawyerly press release. But now, finally, Tiger is going to face the proverbial music, in public, tomorrow. Or maybe Friday.
According to Fox Business’ Charles Gasparino, Woods is set to come forward to talk about the shitstorm he brought upon himself by being, um, reckless with his personal life.
I have been speaking with sponsors who say they have been alerted by his reps that a public apology from Tiger Woods is imminent. It could occur as early as tomorrow sometime around 11am, and that there’s going to be an announcement of the public apology that will be done at a press conference some time tonight.
Meanwhile, ABC is reporting that Tiger’s mea culpa will come Friday. Whatever, the point is that he’s finally going to talk. And surely it’s no coincidence that TMZ reported today that Tiger plans to announce the resumption of his golf career, right?
Meh, this isn't really all that interesting. You know he's just going to go out there and give some half-hearted apologies to placate the public and his sponsors. I am so sick of people in the public eye doing that shit. Just once I want one of them to get up there and say, "Hey listen, I apologize that you had to see that but it's none of your business. It's personal and I'm dealing with it with my family."