Here’s an eloquently simple fashion solution for your holiday travel from Greg Leuch of F.A.T. fame — boxers and pasties with metallic arrows. They point at your junk. It’s patriotism… in your pants!

They’re like Evan Roth’s bag inserts that flip off x-ray machines, but better, giving you another way to fight the invasion of your privacy ‘n’ privates with jubilant enthusiasm, though they won’t win you any favors from the TSA, except for, maybe, the fondling kind.