Unlawful Doodler Update

*Feb 04 - 00:05* ANIMAL contacted NYC’s Department of Education about the 12-year-old female who was arrested for scribbling with a washable marker and according to their press office, the assistant principal made an “error” in judgment by reporting the incident to School Safety who in turn contacted the NYPD. The school is lifting the suspension immediately, although it wasn’t clear if it would be expunged from her record or not. Officials at the school are also meeting with Alexa Gonzalez’s parents today in what I hope is the world’s biggest ass-kissing session ever. In a fitting twist of irony, the principal who wrongly handed over the student to the cops could face disciplinary action herself from the superintendent.