Goodbyes are typically too long, so I’ll keep this short: I’m outta here! It’s been a pleasure feeding you bits of art and culture even with the occasional death threat that brought. Now the time has come for me to get moving, specifically out West on an indefinite bicycle ride.
Like all good adventures, this one is lacking in details and plans, but I promise it won’t end with me starved to death in the Alaskan tundra unless Emile Hirsch signs on to play me in the film version.
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