*Jun 29 - 00:05* Either those Russian “spies” got Americanized/lazy in the ‘burbs and are worthless or Russia just got a hell of a bargain. Ten admitted Russian “spies,” including Red and “some” of the surely mind-fucked kids, were just swapped at the Vienna International Airport for… four Russians.

The four Russians were jailed for allegedly shady “contacts with the West.” Yup, apparently, we still use those “East” vs. “West” terms. The whole thing was over quick. Medvedev asked the four Russians admit they’re guilty, they said “Sure!” and off they went to the US. Zoom.

Meanwhile, Anna Chapman is already talking to lawyers about suing her bitter “rag” of an ex for slander. Ah, closure. Let’s all move on now.