I don’t have any inane drivel to bore you with today. I’m sure you’re so upset about that one. So…photos instead! (Kinda NSFW)
Photos taken by Elliot Ensor before/after banging the shit out of me.
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So we get noodz AND I don't have to give you a topic to write about? Today is my lucky day! Quit your blogging jobs and become a suicide girl.
Hot soup coming through!
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE THANK YOU RAPTOR JESUS AND OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GALACTUS THE WORLD DEVOURER
Is this a joke? What do I have to do to get this woman to get away from my RSS feed?
@ roomba. This is a really helpful book for your problem.
It's called "The Internet for Dummies" That will help you manage those pesky RSS feeds.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0470560959/ref=p…
I won the office pool! I had May1 -May 15! Thanks so much kerri, my life has been really sucking sans coke $. If you could please do your first HC scene sometime between XMAS and New Years 2010 I would really appreciate it.
A ladyboy with a regretable chest tat, so hot.
Yeah,
I'm going to need one of those squid hats.
You def. are on the righ track!
keep 'em coming.
This is just sad. I don't understand why she has this job when she does shit like this. Oh well.
I would eat her liver with a fine Chianti. Num Num
Dude.
We all know you don't have cancer and no you can't have the internship.
Look, Kerri, if you are gonna sit there and insult my intelligence and morals, you might at least show some twat.
Hey, do you know whats all the cool kids are doing? Sextapes. Think about it.
hey Kari
every fuck a guy with a strap-on? email me, cute hipster here, live in WBurg
Easily your best article yet; a joy to read. Despite its brevity, I expect to read it a couple of more times today.
these pictures are terrible, she looks mentally retarded in the last shot
MORE.
Hey Kari, when are we going to shoot?
Igor
I back this.
That picture would be even hotter if it were a Humboldt squid (Dosidicus gigas) headpiece.
Wow. You managed to be even more boring than your drivel. Please, Animal, give us the option to subscribe to all posts *but* Kari's. I'd hate to unsub 'em all just to get rid of her.
Kindry direct your attention to an ass-shot titled "the goods". It's clearly shopped around the crack area, i can tell because of some of the pixels etc.. must mean there was something not attractive there.
She prob gives good head tho
You know, it gets to the point where it is just insulting to the people who read Animal. I mean, sure, let Kari have her stupid little rants about shit nobody cares about but this is just….ugggh. Fuck you Kari, fuck you for royally fucking up Animal.
PLEASE. TAKE MY VIRGINITY.
BUCKY BLOCKED ME WHAT A PUSSY, and KARI CUMGUZZLER??? PROVE IT!@*&!@(*&!@(*!&@(*ASLDBASLKHDBASLKHDBASLKDBSALKHHBLOG LIVE CAJUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE SAFE DRINKING WATER FOR OH WAIT SOME GIRL BOY IN LACE OH WAIT BAM BAM OH WHAT THE FUCK and why would you block me? my posts arent even that bad….
long* fuck off all of you
except marina
she looks like a gook villager
Love it!
F* you if you can't take a joke.
KF have your kicks while you're young enough to have 'em.
dirty whore.
gimme more.
i would so throw my dick down your hallways.
@whodat: Blocked you? You have 3 dumb comments in a row, how were you blocked?
yawn
Bucky pimp this bitch out, I'll pay a g to get in those guts
Dear Bucky,
the only time i have ever complained was when the obey mural was getting minute to minute updates…but now we have the hipster grifter here, who, instead of "writing" anything posts NSFW pics??? come man get wit it!
t rav
you know what you did
I would cum hard in every one of your holes.
So here's a question for you? Since you like white guys with beards, what about dudes of color (black, hispanic, asian etc) with beards too?
Inquiring minds would like to know. And yes I have a beard that puts Moses and Jesus to shame!
I think she left her body parked in a bad neighborhood overnight. It's been vandalized. Very original. So, are tattoos 'mandatory' now? Kind of seems that way. "I want to show my individually the way everyone else is doing it! ™"