Like terrorists, binge drinking college kids do a few stupid things and end up ruining the fun for everyone. Because of them (and the ensuing media frenzy), Four Loko is on its way out and dessert toppings could be next. According to the Boston Herald, the Massachusetts Alcohol Beverages Control Commission are “closely monitoring” the sale of alcohol-infused whipped cream products like this (classy URL). It’s reportedly the latest thing that young people who like to get drunk are getting drunk on.