bright-ideas Occasionally (see: always) I am at a loss of what to write about, and as I always have your best interest in mind, I want to know what YOU want to read about. When thinking about a subject today, I asked around a bit and these are the suggestions that I received, “Write about the pros and cons of bone marrow transplants”; “What about three-legged puppies, and how you can sell them for more money?”; and “I don’t know, something offensive and slur-ridden.”

Now, I could write about any number of these things, but I highly doubt the majority of you care about the well-being of sick people, because if you did you’d probably be reading FoxNews, or some shit; and I’ve touched on beastiality before to less-than-savory reviews. So, dear readers, I’m leaving the remaining two days up to you, and if I get some good suggestions, may carry it on to next week.

Remember, I like to do as little of research as possible, and often don’t have the brain capacity to bang out more than 400 words.

Please leave all suggestions in comment form, or email me at batmanthehorse[at]gmail[dot]com.