World’s Dumbest Grower Busted for Pot, Being Stupid

Acting on a tip from a local killjoy, Florida detectives found a half dozen weed plants growing in what was described as a “vacant wooded lot in the Florida Keys” by the Miami Herald. The cops of course confiscated the herb and “half-jokingly” left a ransom note: “Thanks for the grow! You want them back? Call for the price . . . We’ll talk.” Now the amazingly stupid part. Someone called back about 10 minutes later and negotiated for the safe return of the crop. The ending is a bit obvious, but yeah, the guy was busted for the plants and an additional stash. |Miami Herald|