Panda Sneakers Represent Everything That’s Wrong With the World

What do Jeremy Scott’s adidas collaborated ‘Panda’ sneakers (for adults) have in common with the cast members of the Jersey Shore, vuvuzelas, MTV, and Justin Bieber? Even though people claim to universally despise them, they’re wildly popular and a huge success.

Helping the Sick Is Daunting

Here’s a neat little infographic that potential caregivers might wanna take a peek at before they get all Good Samaritan-like and decide to take care of a dying family member. As you can see, it’s no walk in the park. Expect lots of stress, financial hardships, strained relationships, cramped living quarters and no time to yourself. But it’s not all bad. There is an upside: “75% say caregiving is a source of pride because they make a difference in the life of a loved one.” I can’t even imagine how miserably that remaining 25% lives.

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Hennessey Youngman on Relational Aesthetics and Herpes

It’s about time to jump on this Art Thoughtz with Hennessey Youngman bandwagon. In his latest installment, the guru explains the practice of Relational Aesthetics, i.e. how socially awkward MFAs socialize and famous busy artists get away without creating physical art. Read more »

Olek Sleeps Inside Her Gallery Exhibit

Olek, the famed Wallstreet Bull crochet-bomber, admits to Happy Famous Artists that she crashes for the night inside her Knitting is for Pussies crocheted pad/installation at the Christopher Henry Gallery (through May). Why not? Crocheted toilet? Check. Crocheted dildo? Check. Bed crocheted with her boyfriend’s STD test results? Check. All the immediate conveniences are there… extra comfy. (Photos: Happy Famous Artists)

Japanese Nuclear Power Plant Joins Twitter

TEPCO, the Japanese utility company desperately pumping seawater into their nuclear reactors to avoid burning a hole in the planet, joined Twitter a few hours ago. So far, they’ve only made two updates, apparently they’re too busy doing other stuff.

Officers Raze Prospect Park Shanty

Earlier this week, parks officers tore down a homeless man’s twig hut in Prospect Park after uppity locals—who obviously don’t respect ingenuity—complained about it. Haterz! According to the Brooklyn Paper, the “well-made” shack stood “six-foot-tall” and was “big enough to sleep three men.” There’s always this alternative. (Photo: Anne-Katrin Titze)

Royal Wedding Sick Bag

Those of us who don’t live in the UK are a certain distance away from the blue blooded spawn wedding media brouhaha and so many superfluous merchandising shenanigans they can’t even get the Prince right anymore. For those who aren’t as lucky, here’s a handy-dandy Royal Wedding Sick Bag from the UK artist Lydia Leith. Order yours today and be prepared (to hurl) on April 29th.

Nuclear Power Plant Near NYC Probably Not a Good Idea After All

On Wednesday, Governor Cuomo said Indian Point “should be closed” permanently, echoing the sentiments of many New Yorkers.The looming threat the facility presents was especially acute after September 11th and now that Japan is in danger of melting and a federal report put it at the top of a list of nuclear reactors that are most vulnerable to quakes, people are once again questioning the wisdom of having a nuclear power plant only 25 miles away from NYC. Duh?

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Watch Harmony Korine’s Short Film With Die Antwoord

Here’s the 16 minute Harmony Korine “gangsta” short Umshini Wam starring in its entirety, wherein Ninja and Yo-Landi procure “the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs” with uzis. Everything delivered as promised? Read more »

The Associated Press, Shepard Fairey Settle Over ‘Hope’ Merch

The AP and Fairey’s Obey Clothing settled their copyright infringement lawsuit and related fracas, before the scheduled March 21 hearing. The resolution is similar to the one earlier this year when Shep agreed to collaborate with the AP and never use their photos without permission again, tsk tsk. The AP also gets a confidential settlement sum and will “collaborate” with Shep on more merch. Read more »