Breaking: Lots of Drunkenness In LES Bars

According to a shocking new report by subway track fire starter and freebie newspaper, Metro, there’s loads of people getting drunk on the Lower East Side. The neighborhood is a hotspot for partygoers and apparently, “girls” vomiting out of cab windows. Police have responded to the revelry by issuing summonses and letting their horses shit all over the street.


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