Crazy blog English Russia has a step-by-step guide to making absinthe… at home! It’s all very thorough, from infusing (“Don’t burn the herbs!”) to aging your drips of gunky green in a dark closet. What an awesome NOT! and classy NOT! idea. On the bright side, if you’re disappointed that absinthe cannot legally make you hallucinate fairies anymore, this jar-hooch just might.