Starting today, the clandestine meeting of the world’s most influential power brokers known as the Bilderberg Group is convening in St Moritz, Switzerland at the swanky Suvretta House hotel. Shouty conspiracy theorists have been warning the masses about the shadowy summits for years, which have traditionally gone unreported by mainstream media outlets, despite titans of the news industry being in attendance since it all began.

But that was then and this is now.

Although the location changes with each passing year, the question remains the same: Is it an upscale barbecue or a secret cabal plotting out global enslavement?