Mental Patient Escapes Into the New York Post’s Newsroom

And his name is Steve Cuozzo. In Thursday’s paper, the notoriously salty columnist wrote a fact-free piece about how the traffic-calming pedestrian plazas and bike lanes on Broadway are killing businesses north of 47th Street, turning the area into a “wasteland.”

According to him, owners have been too scared to say anything until now and even when they did agree to talk, opted to anonymous because they’re “fearful of retribution from Mayor Bloomberg’s agency commissars.” Everyone knows how gangsta the DOT is yo!

But seriously, give this “Murder on Broadway” op-ed a read, it’s an amazing compilation of urban fiction that’s chock full of absurdity and nicely highlights just how fucking crazy bike lanes and pedestrian plazas have made the New York Post’s writers.

by Bucky Turco on July 15, 2011 at 12:30 pm

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August 17th, 2011 at 12:02 pm