Meth Disguised as Crappy Art Almost Smuggled into Thailand

Iranian drug mule Safi Zadeh Hossein was apprehended in Bangkok’s International Airport when he arrived from Syria with two ugly and suspicious handicraft artworks. The framed cameo and a giant, yellow, vaginal rose were creatively pressed and molded from 33.6 pounds crystal methamphetamine worth $1.6 million. Thai officials said this was the first time they’ve encountered the method… and the last?


3 Responses to “Meth Disguised as Crappy Art Almost Smuggled into Thailand”

  1. brooklynimbecile

    Crappy art perhaps, but if this guy called himself an artist and he purposefully made art out of crystal meth, you'd be all over his shit with appreciation.

  2. A-ha! True. If it was less crappy and/or more vaginal.

  3. HE GONNA GET GOT REAL FAST!

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