So that video Joey Boots shot of a totaled Corvette peeling away from the scene of an accident? There’s a good reason he took off. Turns out the driver was not only drunk, but also an off-duty FDNY firefighter. Police arrested Lanier Brown and he’s been suspended for 30 days. Oh and here’s what his car looked like. (Photo: @JoeyBoots)
A 57-year-old man “desecrated” Nicolas Poussin’s 16th century work The Adoration of the Golden Calf at the National Museum in London today. He spray-painted on some brown and “proudly” stood by his work, before being arrested. Then, he gave “some kind of explanation in French.” Read more »
Ukrainian topless FEMEN activists protested by the Georgian Consulate in Kiev today clad in minimalist, semi-militant costume of “press” panties and prop-cameras. A consulate employee proceeded to shove them, kick journalists and beat down their gear. NSFW. Read more »
Parting Shot

Graffiti writers in the Russian city of Yekaterinburg theorize: “Coppers are all aliens.” (Photo: T. Radya)
YAK Films production team brings you this sleek music video featuring freakishly accessorizing individuals delivering hypnotic moves around metro platforms, barely disturbing NYC commuters. You’d think that the gas-masks would do it, but no.
There’s no denying that surveillance footage helped police crack the case of missing 8-year-old Brooklyn boy Leiby Kletzky, ultimately leading to the grisly discovery of his mutilated body and the arrest of the sicko-asshole that killed him. Read more »
That’s what a New York Times reporter seems to suggest in a bizarre article about the “guilty pleasure” of driving a car through Central Park. Several drivers who were interviewed agreed and said it’s a lot nicer than the chaos found on city streets. No shit! It’s a park! Does that mean we should lay down some asphalt along the beachfront at Coney Island or set up a HOV lane in the wetlands surrounding Jamaica Bay? It’s too bad we didn’t have rainforests in NYC, just imagine how fun those would be to motor through.
A 26-foot tall sculpture of Marilyn Monroe frozen in the iconic leg-flashing pose from The Seven Year Itch was finished in Chicago today and already it’s been called “risque,” “controversial” and “a monument to sexism.” Welcome back to 1955, you hysterical whiners. Read more »
Jim Henson’s ‘Fantastic World‘ of muppets exhibit is coming to NYC. Go kill your inner child and peer the un-moving puppets from Henson’s many shows, standing still like taxidermied corpses in little display cases.


































