It’s been too long since some crazy Russian kids chucked that screeching chick off a projects building with a DIY bungee cord. Thankfully, this prime cut of videotaped insanity has surfaced and it looks like a hundred showboating daredevils are jumping off a bridge somewhere in Russia, in unison.

Meanwhile, in NYC, people are jumping off the Statue of Liberty Ferry and trying to jump off the Rockefeller Center, for entirely different and less entertaining reasons… but back in Russia, where sometimes you have to drive through fire for work, you have to find something to do for fun. Dangling in precarious clumps like so many fragile little ants? Why not. Just don’t forget to count to three in heavily accented English. One. To. Sree. Weeee!