Sounds hokey, but it’s hilarious. Watch little tweens party ’80s coke bash style in this tongue-in-cheek, three minute short “Olive and Mocha: Fast Times at Sugar High.” Warning: the precociousness is a tad unsettling, that with all these adorable little brats doing all the “rituals.”

Also, educational: “No cash. No stash. Capiche?”

A-haha. Ha-ho. I think I just got my breeding license revoked.

Directed by Suzi Yoonessi. Written by Molly Hale. Acted brilliantly. There’s even a Kickstarter to make this tale of “a goody-goody and a bad seed” a feature.

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