30 Seconds of Girl on Girl “Fashion”

Ah, what could be better on this anticlimactic Monday morning than some erotic girl-on-girl action to get your juices flowing? Photographer Henryk Lobaczewski just published this NSFW photoshoot starring models Lola Van Vorst & Milli in an androgynous display of restrained lezzie seduction. If you’re just looking for a nice quickie, even more effective might be the 30 second video named “WOMAN” released along with the images, which Youtube has already removed due to bullshit censoring, but can still be seen here

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Times Square Slip ‘N Slide Courtesy of Irene

Here’s some more devastation the mighty hurricane has wrought: backed-up storm drain water pooling in large puddles in Times Square that a bunch of bros just could not resist frolicking in, whilst they giggle and hoot. Watch them dive chest first into the neon-streaked street water… Read more »

Kenny Scharf Bleeding Onto JR’s ‘Face’

Adding to the devastation caused by ‘Irene’s’ NYC stopover, is this shocking photogtraph taken at the Bowery Mural early Sunday. The rainfall mercilessly drenched JR’s work to the point that Kenny Scharf’s mural appeared to be making a comeback. (Photo: ANIMALNewYork)

Brooklyn Hotel Price-Gauged During Rainstorm

A hotel in Park Slope that normally charges around $250 a night, upped its rate to $999 a room on Saturday for anyone seeking shelter from the hurricane that never was. When the Daily News reached Hotel Le Bleu by phone, a woman who answered didn’t seem all that sympathetic. “If you can pay, then it’s on you,” said the employee. “There was a lady that booked two nights at that rate.” Oh, did she? Well, our bad, that totally makes it okay then.

The Devastation Caused by ‘Irene’

Although there’s scattered reports of downed trees, flooded streets, and disrupted power for thousands of residents, by most standards, ‘Irene’ was a dud in NYC and has already been downgraded to a tropical storm as it leaves the area. But, not before doing some damage in Downtown Brooklyn. (Photo: @SamEwen)

Parting Shot

Those New Yorkers who are freaking the fuck out and emptying grocery store shelves are not going to like the look of the G Line in Brooklyn… it’s already turning into a little river. (Photo: Jeffrey Riehle/Flickr)

NYC Dirt Is Now On Sale

New York has the most sacred ground in the world. It’s where the Yankees play and where the homeless go to bed at night. And now it’s being marketed and sold. A company is selling the collection of five vials (one for each borough) that contains “NYC dirt, grass, water & luck.” They come packaged up in tubes and sprinkled with a little twee for—you’re not gonna believe this—$120. No, really!

App Lets UWS Assh*les Sell Their Parking Spots

Here’s a new app that lets you auction off your parking spot (even free ones!) off to the highest bidder. Parking Auction is now in trials on the Upper West Side, where parking is not a choice, but a necessity (plus UWS’ers have the money to pay for parking that’s otherwise free). Read more »

Glitter Plague Paintings

Back when I posted graphic photos and videos of Russia’s DIY flesh-rotting “crocodile” drug and its scary bare-boned, living-zombie junkies, you were all like, eeew, whyyy, gross, stop. Finally, there’s a solution! From the funky head of painter Amanda Elizabeth Joseph, here are some ladies oozing glitter-pus out of rhinestone facial sores and festering sparkly boob wounds. Read more »

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White People Doing Yoga On The Subway

Thank god the subways are going to be closed on Saturday, because we wouldn’t want to run into any of these people doing yoga on the 2 train like depicted in this YouTube video. This is next level “stuff white people like”: yoga, workout clothes, public exercise, giggling incessantly. Stop doing dumb shit on the train.