Anna Chapman Recruiting Young Spies?

ANNARussian ex-spy/seductress Anna Chapman continues her cultural reign of the homeland by visiting a technical college and lecturing young people on self-fulfillment. What, you think all she does is drop guns on the catwalk and slither around in lingerie? She’s a busy gal!

Anna’s motto:  “Create, Inspire, Lead!” These young ones were practically mesmerized as the celebrity hotpot lectured on spiritual satisfaction and personal morality, “A corporation mustn’t just sell products but offer people a new way of life. People do not work not for a salary alone, they need something higher. Take the Wright brothers for example…” Or a glamorous international spy, for example. Hint hint. Wink wink.


2 Responses to “Anna Chapman Recruiting Young Spies?”

  1. Was she really a spy, in that case, why isn't she in jail?

  2. Mr Heem

    We traded captured spies with the Ruskies . . . we gave 10 of them for 4 of ours.

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