Brandages Heal in Style

Thanks to a trendy new bandage company named Brandages which claims to “heal in style,” materialistic girls everywhere can now cover up their boo boos in Burberry and outfit their lesions with Louis. The site is still so fresh that they have yet to finalize their shop section, but there is a gallery featuring designs inspired by Chanel, Burberry, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, and Murakami.

Really not a bad concept overall, I just hope they have their legal shit together or else fashionistas everywhere will have to go back to rocking the boring old Johnson & Johnson types. Like, ew!