In Future, Dogs May Be Curbed With An Incendiary Device
At some point in the last century, humans went from letting dogs roam free and shit wherever they wanted, to bending over with plastic bags and picking up their steaming piles of excrement. Well, technology is finally coming around to handling this problem for the betterment of NYC sidewalks.
Behold the AshPoopie. It resembles a small cane with a claw on the end, but once a canine does its business, you press a button and the offending material is scooped up and incinerated. Although it’s still in its prototype phase, the company that designed it said they expect to produce a working model by the first few months of 2012, which couldn’t come soon enough.
by ANIMAL on October 12, 2011 at 5:22 pm
Editor-in-Chief:
so then you have to scrape toasted shit off the device… or maybe it's a disposable huh..
And alien civilizations continue to laugh at humanity…
Dear reporter
With regards to what you have wrote about the ashpoopie :
I expect fro someone like you to investigate more before you criticize or disqualify or have doubt about
If you would have looked at the patent which is already allowed and is a public domain you would have understood that it has no fire at all and it is so simple that scientist have already
Caught their heads and say: ho didn't we think about before…….
Did you ever think or know what does feces contain ? 80% water !
And finally, if you would have read about who stands behind this invention I can promise you that you would have run begging to be one of the first one to use.
What about some lack of envy and applause to those who really think of better and cleaner world ???
Best
You write like a Nigerian Prince.