Add Some Pepper Spray Flavor to Your Thanksgiving Feast


Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly went on Bill O’Reilly’s show recently to comment on the “Pepper Spraying Cop” scandal at UC Davis and to inform us that “It’s a food product, essentially.” Oh! Right! On that note, ANIMAL made this reminder for you guys.

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8 Responses to “Add Some Pepper Spray Flavor to Your Thanksgiving Feast”

  1. so we're having food fights now?

  2. shayes17

    She said the same thing about Timothy McVeigh's truck full of fertilizer. "It’s gardening supplies, essentially." Fair & Balanced as usual.

  3. TheEvilJeremy

    I can't wait for Jon Stewart or someone to challenge her to put her money where her mouth is, and let somebody hose her down point blank with military grade "food products".

  4. shayes17

    Where is Rick Sanchez when you need him? Stewart gets hoisted by his own petard.

  5. cult doom

    i thought those fag college yuppies getting pepper sprayed was funny as fuck. maybe next time they will move when the pigs show up with a can of pepper spray instead of just sitting there. its called common sense.

    fuck the police and fuck those dumb ass college students who think they are making a difference.

  6. You tell 'em angry, anonymous, internet troll!

  7. TheEvilJeremy

    How so? Please elaborate.

    I assume that you agree with Sanchez that Stewart is an "uninformed bigot", but I don't see where the rest of your statement fits in.

  8. sayonarasenorita

    God I love the internet.

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