Last night, American airhead and child sex slave abolitionist, Ashton Kutcher, wrote some dumb shit on his Twitter (@Aplusk) about the firing of college football coach Joe Paterno, unaware that Penn State officials terminated him for not doing more to report the molesty ways of his colleague Jerry Sandusky. Read more »
After toplessly crashing the Vatican mass and “sexually assaulting” Strauss-Kahn’s front door in Paris, the blonde Ukrainian trio from protest crew FEMEN continued their European Tour with a festive lingerie-garlanded, busty blockade of an intersection in Zurich. Read more »
The DOT finally got around to making Brooklyn’s Grand Army Plaza a little less deadly. An overhaul of the notoriously dangerous traffic circle has been completed. The upgrades include controversial things like bike lanes, crosswalks, traffic signals. Read more »
While most guys are content with confining their erotic viewing desires to plain ol’ PornHub, there’s a whole new generation of kids among us looking for something a little more specific. Sure, there are always sites like Suicide Girls for the tattoo/goth/punk/bizarro types, but what if you’re just searching for a chick with huge tits and a better sneaker collection than you? Look no further than Front magazine, a bubbly pornographic publication which caters to all the horny hypebeasts out there, and their latest shoot really underlines my point. Read more »
It must be Christmas time! Remember how the GOP bullied the Smithsonian Museum into censoring a “controversial” David Wojnarowicz video piece over 11 seconds of an ant-covered crucifix? Here’s today’s Daily News cover. OUTRAGE, you guys! The article itself is a heartbreaking waste of trees, relying heavily on local Catholic spokespeople yelping “That’s not art!” and “What’s the point?” The “bizarre” A Fire in My Belly piece that makes Christians “very sad” is coming to the Brooklyn Museum for the HIDE/SEEK exhibit on Nov. 18. Read more »
What’s up with the NYPD lately? It’s almost impossible to thumb through a local paper and not find a mention of a scandal affecting the nation’s largest police force. They say a few bad apples spoil the bunch, but at what point do people question whether it’s the entire orchard that’s rotten? An expert in these type of matters has the answer! Read more »
Street artist Elbow-Toe beautifies a dumpster with a wry aphorism. (Photo: Adam Lawrence/Flickr)
After French satirical paper Charlie Hebdo put their “guest editor” Mohammed on the cover — “100 Lashes If You Don’t Die Laughing!” — their newsroom got firebombed. So, they followed up with a caricature of their editor tongue-throating a supposed Mohammed follower. Read more »
Here’s some cute video reportage from the Bicycle Film Festival, at the site of New York’s first ever “Tweed Run” wherein ’30s and ’40s aficionados strut their ‘staches and threads in an olde fashion-y flash mob/bike parade through the city. Read more »
This skateboarding footage was shot in the NYC subway system. According to the description of this recently uploaded YouTube short everything they did was in violation of the MTA’s rules of conduct.
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