Medical Science Proves New Yorkers Are Superior
Researchy types have come up with a very rational justification for why we choose to live in overpriced, closet-sized habitats detached from nature: It makes us live longer. That’s right America, New Yorkers tend to cheat death by 2.4 years compared to the rest of the country.
Not surprisingly, Mayor Bloomberg and company are taking credit for this good news and using it to tout all the oppressive measures they’ve enacted to supposedly make residents healthier, but everyone knows it’s the toxins that make us so resilient. (Photo: Reddit)
by Bucky Turco on December 28, 2011 at 2:21 pm
Editor-in-Chief:
Immunity to many varied toxins probably works for us. Having big bank accounts and the best doctors probably does even more for us. Poor air quality probably does not help.