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It’s Times Like This When a “Please Shut the F*Ck Up” Is Wholly Appropriate

Just when you thought nothing could be worse than having to cram into one of the LIRR’s cattle cars at 6AM, comes this video that shows a group of people, but specifically a young lady, making an already hellish ride even hellier. In a situations like these, violence is almost warranted.

Parting Shot

This is just a reminder that the Vintage Train is running every Saturday through December 24th and it’s OK to show that you’re enjoying it, you sullen bastards. (Photo: Karen Blumber/Flickr)

Occupation Roundup: Day 84

Keeping up with the Occupy Wall Street protest movement is a daunting task for news outlets big and small, so from here on in, we’ll be doing a daily roundup of the latest goings-on. (Photo: Todd Maisal/New York Daily News) Read more »

Aziz Ansari’s Emoticon Version of ‘Niggas in Paris:’ Good Web Art

Funnyman/Kanye West’s personal jester and ‘Otis’ cameo Aziz Ansari has created a piece of art, you guys. Here’s his “remix” of ‘Niggas in Paris’ told in iPhone emoticon form, in its entirety. That shit indeed is crazy. Come see the whole thing. Read more »

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How to Internet

Welcome to part four of Jaakko Pallasvuo’s Paths to Success in the International Art World ongoing series of instructional videos, hahaha. Are you an aspiring internet artist? Get all your answers right here. How do you stand out in an endless stream of information? How many gifs do you need? Read more »

The Feds’ War on Weed Great for Weed Growers

This year, federal authorities have been particularly busy cracking down on the medical weed industry in California, the epicenter of pot production in the U.S., and according to some growers, this has been great for business. Read more »

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Playboy’ Spread Leaked

Well it’s not much of a shocker, but just a day after Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover leaked, the whole editorial has dripped right down the media cracks along with it. TMZ claims that Linds is “freaking out” over the unauthorized release, which was actually supposed to be in a week, but she really has nothing to bitch about, she still got paid. Read more »

Yet Another Joy Division-Inspired Art Work Is Allowed to Exist

You’d think that at the very moment that the tenth hundred thousandth millionth Unknown Pleasures tattoo was etched into the young skin of yet another Joy Division fan whose own personal Manchester scene revival revolves solely around Ian Curtis’s suicide folklore, at that very second that the needle finished up flesh-doodling the sound wave squigglies, then all Joy Division-related artwork would thereby by outlawed because there’s just too much of it… that no one should have to lay eyes on it again… Read more »

Manhattan and Brooklyn’s Hippest Neighborhoods Have the Most Pizza

Using data from the NYC Health Department, it was determined that the East Village has the most pizza places in all of Manhattan while Williamsburg topped the Brooklyn list. Ridgewood took the crown in Queens, Williamsbridge has the Bronx on lock, and who really cares about Staten Island?

Protesters Cross the (Occupy) Streams

Check it out, Occupy Wall Street is back! Just kidding. It’s a Law and Order set in Foley Square that was made to like the protester’s pre-raid encampment at Liberty Plaza and so last night, demonstrators decided to briefly “occupy” it. In addition to constructing a mock kitchen and library, Mother Jones says it also included “numerous tarps, tents, and signs.” Watch as demonstrators mic check at the fake occupation and leave their sentiments behind. Eventually, they are told to leave by real life police. Read more »