Just as New York City was getting all giddy about its 50 millionth tourist for 2011, some PR asshole from the armpit of Florida chimed in to say that Orlando broke that record in 2010 and will rack up 53.37 million visitors by the end of the year. Yeah, but as NYC & Company has noted, our tourists are higher quality and Orlando doesn’t count in the first place. (Photo: ajsadeh/flickr)