Add Some Pepper Spray Flavor to Your Thanksgiving Feast

Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly went on Bill O’Reilly’s show recently to comment on the “Pepper Spraying Cop” scandal at UC Davis and to inform us that “It’s a food product, essentially.” Oh! Right! On that note, ANIMAL made this reminder for you guys.

Coming soon: New Chipotle Flavor! It’s a fiesta in your mouth, eyeballs, lungs, nasal cavities and pulmonary muscles! (Illustration: Matt Hallock/ANIMALNewYork)

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