CHAPMANThis video of deported Russian spy Anna Chapman dropping her prop gun on the runway just goes to show that in Russia, the luscious ginger gets away with everything. Watch the fashion show fiasco unfold as Anna shoves the gun into the throat of Dima Bilan, Russia’s own closeted Ricky Martin.

There’s also cheesy stripping awkwardness. Then, children come out. Yes, children. Shoot me. Not you, Chapman! I know shit about gun-pointing and catwalk-strutting, but I’m pretty sure that’s bad form on both counts. Clearly, firearms aren’t Anna’s weapons of choice.