Last night, American airhead and child sex slave abolitionist, Ashton Kutcher, wrote some dumb shit on his Twitter (@Aplusk) about the firing of college football coach Joe Paterno, unaware that Penn State officials terminated him for not doing more to report the molesty ways of his colleague Jerry Sandusky.
After a barrage of replies started clueing him in, Kutcher felt really dumb and wrote: “As of immediately I will stop tweeting until I find a way to properly manage this feed. I feel awful about this error. Won’t happen again.” Well, less than 24 hours later he found it. From hereon in, he will have a PR team screen his tweets. LOL. No really:
While I will continue to express myself through @Aplusk I’m going to turn the management of the feed over to my team at Katalyst Media to ensure the quality of it’s content. My sincere apologies to anyone who I have offended. It was a mistake that I don’t think will happen again
Ashton Kutcher punking himself. This would be a great idea for a TV show.