Oh, well, this doesn’t feel right. A band called Dead Sea Lions has just put out this sleek, fashiony music video and it features lots of model-esque ladies and gents involved in suggestive caressing and suspiciously sensual frolicking with dogs.
Never mind the music. Well, ok, I may consider swaying my chin to it in some skanky night club, maybe, just to look busy but what are they doing? That looks like a puppy! I mean, you guys just took the wonderful thing that is a deep platonic relationship with man’s best friend and turned it into erotic drool swapping and pantless straddling with canines. Tsk.
If I may take some liberty to critique, obviously, they’re trying to compete with the head-fuck that was Duck Sauce’s Big Bad Wolf. No, literally. It’s a head-fuck: