More entertaining than Weed on Books and its Foucault green-stache, Better Book Titles is a blog for “people who do not have thousands of hours to read book reviews or blurbs or first sentences.” Touché. Presenting: The gists of literature’s biggest hits in the form of condensed, condescending to the under-read and occasionally un-P.C. titles. If you’ve ever wanted to read Yes, He’s Retarded by William Faulker, congrats. You just “did.”